Honestly Though

Sleep wins, sugar regrets, hospital years and learning when answers arrive.

Productivity was high. Willpower was fragile. The "Eat Salad" drawer judged me anyway.

Straightened hair optimism, menopause sleep, retail therapy disguised as errands, and a day that somehow revolved entirely around snacks.

A sleepless night, a hot flush, and enough admin to power the National Grid.

A 3:44am wake-up call, a dairy comeback and a package ongoing sabotage

From PT DMs to Ultrasound Drama: A Day That Didn’t Even Pretend to Be Normal

Coughing strangers, endless lifts, rogue bones and bubble chairs.

Because sometimes the only thing going right is the roasted veg.

From yoghurt betrayal to jacket potatoes and Candy Crush, welcome to my chaos.

Because if I don’t disinfect it, wash it, wipe it, or worry about it, who will